Showing posts with label nerds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nerds. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Why It Matters: Han Shot First

To start, WANT these bookends!
For those who are not Star Wars fans, the line "Han shot first" has little meaning. In fact, if they were to watch their DVD/Blu Ray copy of Star Wars and were told the phrase relates to the cantina scene between Han and Greedo, they'd see that, in fact, Han doesn't shoot first -- Greedo shoots like a noob and gets roasted for it. What are all these nerds talking about?

I believe most folks know that George Lucas changes something in every new release of Star Wars. The most recent Blu Rays have numerous additions and changes to the original theatrical releases. For example, Darth Vader's (almost comical) bellow of "NOOOOOOOO!" in Revenge of the Sith was also added to the scene in Return of the Jedi when Vader picks up the Emperor and chucks him into the pit. That... well, it's not really a good change. And that's mostly the case when Lucas gets to tinkering.

There have been some beneficial changes -- the expanded Wampa scenes, the touch ups done to Cloud City, etc... I, and most fans that I know of, don't mind cosmetic changes. But something like replacing Sebastian Shaw with Hayden Christensen as a Force ghost at the end of Jedi wasn't necessary (and kind of a jerk move).

The most infamous of these changes, however, comes altering the cantina scene between Han and Greedo in Star Wars (titled A New Hope AFTER theatrical release). Currently, you see last blasts leaving  Greedo and Han's guns almost simultaneously. Folks who don't understand the argument believe this is the scene the phrase refers to, and that everyone has been debating the timing of the shots for years. This is very, very wrong: in the original theatrical release, there were no laser blasts at all; instead, there was simply an explosion, after which Greedo is laying on the table, dead.

Noob level: Greedo.
There are two major LORE reasons why the edited version isn't good. First, how the hell could Greedo miss a shot like that? He has his gun on him point blank, yet manages to miss dramatically, allowing Han to fry him. That's just embarrassing and confusing to viewers.

The second, and most important, is that it makes a subtle-yet-dramatic shift in Han Solo's character. Greedo shooting first gives Han the benefit of self-defense in killing Greedo. Han shooting first, not waiting for a diplomatic solution or other way out, shows him to be both lethal and ruthless -- he's a true outlaw.

Laughs/sings as he murders you with arrows.
It's the difference between the original representation of Robin Hood to the character kids see today. I did a paper in college on this exact distinction, but I'll avoid repeating it here and simply suggest that you pick up one of the original pieces of fiction featuring THAT particular outlaw. Warning: it will be written in Middle English AND feature gratuitous violence...

With the introduction to Han as an outlaw, this changes how his character develops through the movies. When he leaves Luke before the battle of Yavin, it's not surprising -- an outlaw is interested in his own skin. That he comes back and saves Luke at the last moment is proof that Han is changing or, at the very least, conflicted with how the universe is. Also, his relationship with Leia becomes more telling and the changes that brings about have more meaning.

If Han only defends himself against Greedo's shot, then we don't get that he's an outlaw and we have no real reason to view him in a negative light. Of course he's a hero, he's against the Empire! This makes the movies, and Han's character growth, only appear to have shades of black and white when it comes to its characters, which isn't really accurate.

Han shot first. That's how it was done in the originals and it is the MUCH better defining moment for the character. That Lucas wanted Han to be more "kid friendly" or a "better role model" after the fact is foolish. That Lucas actually got away with editing a classic (which is another facet of the debate I don't care to get into) is heart breaking. Even worse that he does so without consideration of fans. Or asks anyone if it would actually enhance the film in any way (I'm still upset about Vader yelling in Jedi...).

Is there a point or question I've missed here? Let me know, or, let me know how you feel about the debate that (I've heard) launched the internet.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Day 26: A Bachelor's Party Among Nerds

So part of the reason I've been tardy with The Month of The Nerd (beyond the normal laziness) was a friend's Bachelor Party. Since I've been phoning it in already, I figured I'd just give a quick rundown of what that looks like for us:

Route One Cinema Pub!
9:00AM: Rented out a cinema/pub for the group and hooked up video games to the projector. We played video games on the big screen and eventually ordered lunch. Playing games on such a huge screen was awesome. Unfortunately, we only had the place for a few hours, so weren't able to get through too many titles. Even so, I suggest it to anyone who has a smaller cinema around them that might be willing to rent their stuff out. Bigger theaters get MUCH more expensive, but independents can be much more liberal.

12:00PM: Drove from MA to Foxwoods in CT. Driving hi-jinks ensued that should probably remain unsaid. Took two cars convoy style.

1:30PM: Arrived at Foxwoods. Gambled (Black Jack, Texas Hold 'Em, Roulette). Ate at buffet. Gambled a bit more. Left on a positive note.

6:00PM: Left for home. I, unfortunately, work too much and called it a night, as did a couple others. The remaining crowd met back at the bachelor's house to play an updated, translated version of a recent Phantasy Star Online (I have no idea which one, I've never been interested in the excess grinding the titles require). This is probably where the copious amounts of alcohol were finally consumed as well.


And pretty much everyone there was happy with a successful party/day.

I wish all things could be so nerdy.

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

3rd Podcast Episode!


Intro
Dylan's Announcement (and drinking problem) - 3:04

Gaming - 4:51
360 and Time Warner - 4:53
MLG/CEO Tournament - 6:52
Wii U Fails the Internet - 8:52
Matt Fails the Internet - 9:18
Indiana Jones with Dick and Fart Jokes - 10:43
Worst. Impression. Ever. (Sorry James Franco). - 13:47
X-box President to Zynga CEO - 14:36

Now Playing - 15:42
Dustin: The Last of Us, FTL, FF7
Matt: Borderlands 2, Minecraft (PC), Farcy 3: Blood Dragon, Guild Wars 2
Steve: UFC Undisputed 2, Madden 2006, NBA 2k5, Dungeons and Dragons (Pen and Paper)
Dylan: Gears of War 2

Entertainment News - 28:02
Captain Planet - 28:30
Good Omens about Good Omens - 29:50

Comic Books - 36:15
Frank Cho vs Facebook - 39:45
(Spoilers!) Superior Spider-Man - 43:00

Suggested Reading
Novels with Steve - 47:25
Ishmael, Gods Behaving Badly, The Blinding Knife, A Dance with Dragons, Julian Comstock: A story of 22nd-century America
Comics with Dustin and Dylan - 52:55
Star Wars: Legacy, Kick Ass (w/ Spoilers!)/ Daredevil: Born Again
Outro - 1:00:00