Showing posts with label Spoilers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spoilers. Show all posts

Monday, May 5, 2014

A(nother) Negative Review of The Amazing Spider-Man 2

This doesn't look good. And I'm talking quality, not quantity.
I saw TASM2 last Thursday with some friends. Personally, I went in with low expectations. Every commercial for the film made me feel worse and worse. Learning Electro's origin ahead of time really set the bar low. Seeing an early screen cap of the new Green Goblin made me cringe.

So I went in without much hope. The movie wasn't going to look good and it was very clear that there would be little-to-know faithfulness to the comics. That last bit isn't necessarily the most important trait for a comic book movie, but it matters to me. Especially when the series is one I've loved since I could read.

Even with the bar set so low, I was disappointed. The only item that surprised me was that I actually liked the new look of Spidey's costume -- it looked more realistic than ever before, especially while it was in motion. Most of the pre-release images made it look like CGI rubbish -- turns out, it was the best part of the movie for me. I loved the way the costume bunched up and moved with the wind. I'd take two hours of web-swinging over most of the rest of the movie.

I'm going to jump into spoilers in a moment. I don't have any real positives to say without spoiling something, so I'll just leave folks up here with my Arbitrary Rating of 3/10. And at least one of those points is because the title had "Spider-Man" somewhere in it... Even though it barely followed a single comic issue or arc.

SPOILERS BELOW THE SPIDER!
Swing away or be spoiled! Majorly!



Friday, January 17, 2014

Day 17: The Nature of Spoilers Today

Alright, I've still kicking, sorry about the delay. Turns out my extra shift at work has me in front of a computer with no students coming in, so it's BLOG TIME!

First, for those who don't know what I'm talking about, let's turn to Urban Dictionary (heh) for a definition:

When someone reveals a previously unknown aspect of something which you likely would have rather learned on your own.

*discussions of art media such as video games, movies, etc. especially vulnerable.
"The following review contains spoilers!"

Thank you, Doctor Song.
When a writer creates a story, they pace it a certain way, expect the plot points to be revealed in order, and tailor the entire effect of the narrative to enhance this (assuming they've done a decent job). That's a fairly simple concept. Learning something, especially something that is a major turning moment/surprise, out of order can actively sully the audience's experience. And, once something is spoiled, it can never be un-spoiled. It's not fair for any party to spoil something without permission (and even then, I'd say use your best judgement).
I'm going to add my own addendum: If the topic of a spoiler is several years old and was moderately available/popular, the spoiler is completely kosher. Anything else should be off-limits until established otherwise by the uninformed (an unspoiled) party.

In example, this post will contain spoilers to Star Wars: The Empire Strikes back. If you have not seen this movie or learned what the major twists are, that is your fault and I refuse to step lightly when discussion the subject. If I was to discuss, say, the Ender's Game movie, however, I would make sure to throw up spoilers. In fact, due to the new medium in which the story is being related, I'd probably also put an embargo on any future discussions of the novel as well.

If someone had told me that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father before I saw the climactic scene, all the sense of wonder in the movie would have died. All the cinematography leading up to that moment would have been obvious and, in translation, ineffective.
"I am your father." "Well, duh."

This doesn't mean you can't write about the subject, you just need to mark it appropriately. See Wil Wheaton's review of Star Trek: Into Darkness for one example of an appropriately marked spoiler.

I've seen MANY Facebook arguments where folks I generally consider intelligent claim that there's nothing wrong with spoilers and that it is the reader/viewers fault for stumbling onto them. The generally say this after having been scolded for spoiling something recent/relevant.

I stop considering these folks intelligent pretty quickly after that (well, that's a bit harsh, but you get my meaning).

The nature of sites like Facebook or Twitter means that a viewer has no way to filter what they see once they've followed a person/account. If the person/account let's it be known that they post spoilers frequently, then that is the follower's fault. MOST PEOPLE DO NOT STATE THIS. And even if they did, the nature of these websites (and similar ones) still make this difficult to recognize before hand.

The simple way to avoid an issue is to mention that you're about to spoil something, give it a bit of space (because we read complete thoughts faster than we think), and THEN write the spoiler. If it is an image, LINK to it, don't post it on your account. Blog writers have many more options, but I'll assume you bloggers aren't dicks and don't spoil things because you know better.

Pretty simple, yes? Well, that's only half my spiel, the one that pertains to the general public. Now I'm going to complain about the media.

THIS is good advertising!
For some reason, today's advertisers have lost all creativity. Recently, I stumbled upon a twitter post (a re-tweet that I couldn't avoid) that had some VERY major spoilers in regards to upcoming Spider-Man events. The advertisement, then, was simply to say what was going to happen down the line. No lead up, no subtlety, just a spoiler for a comic issue that isn't even on the stands yet.

... What? Why? Have they forgotten that anticipation of the unknown is a powerful tool? Back it my day, comic books would come in BLACK BAGS if the cover was too spoiler-y.

Movie commercials now spoil 90% of the story (or, in comedies, all of the funny parts).

Book descriptions lately seem to tell what the turning point is for the character as if assuming you're never going to find out for yourself anyway.

Comic books are spoiled before they ever reach the stand ALL THE TIME. Apparently just so readers (or critics) can talk about them in advance. Uhg. It isn't just about how it's done that gives a reader enjoyment. I didn't like knowing that Doc Ock was taking over Spidey before it happened, it made the preceding issues leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Video games... Well, actually, that's still a decently safe medium. Unless you frequent message boards on the given title, but that's a risk you take. I assume this is so due to the length of most games meaning the general population has no interest in them. A gamer that plays through a game probably realizes that some of their enjoyment derives from getting to a particular point ON YOUR OWN.

I'm hoping for a day when instant gratification isn't the only form of advertising pandered to. My favorite thing about the RISK: Legacy version is because it has secrets that I have yet to uncover, and a truly have no idea what lies behind the sealed envelopes/sections. Something new and exciting is waiting for me, and I don't have to play each game with the knowledge of what comes next. Sure, I might not like the surprise, but at least it was a surprise and not a stretch of time dreading the moment.

... Basically, just think about others before describing a plot twist or character death. Don't try to be obscure, because that doesn't always work. Just label an incoming spoiler clearly and give it some space. Oh, and be careful with URLs that tell too much...
/NerdRage




Monday, October 1, 2012

Extra! Extra! Wanted Edition

Last week I mentioned that I might do a post on Star Wars novels... Scrap that, I was able to pick up the full Wanted series this weekend and have been reading it through. I've just about finished the series and will update this post with the reviews as I find time tomorrow. UPDATE: Some issues posted, rest tomorrow!

Please note, this is a spoiler filled post, I'll be doing a quick rundown of each issue and then rating it!

In the off change you skip to my wonderful invisible tables, I'll add:

-------------------------SPOILERS LIVE HERE!----------------------------

Also...

-------------------------PROFANITY LIVES HERE!!!------------------------
This is NOT your father's comic, and some of the images I use aren't exactly clean...

Wanted #1
In this issue, we are introduced to our main character, Wesley Gibson (apparently played by Eminem). He's got a shit job, a cheating girlfriend, and is an overall pansy, living in the normal, every day world.

Then we meet a strange, part-time homosexual man who pulls some crazy stunts before being assassinated.

Supposedly, that was Wesley's dad, known as The Killer. The Killer had walked out on Wesley and his mother when Wesley was 18 weeks old.

Not long after, Wesley is abducted by Fox (apparently played by Halle Berry), a Super Criminal who worked with his father, the man assassinated a few pages prior. Wesley is in line to inherit his old man's wealth, influence, and, most importantly, his powers.

We meet some interesting characters during this issue, including a Bizarro knock-off named Fuckwit and the Professor, the man in charge. We also learn that there are no more super heroes, just villains, and Wesley has to become one of them if he wants to get his inheritance.

When Wesley, under pressure, is able to shoot the wings off of six flies in quick succession, we realize that this pansy might be more than we thought.

It's an interesting world we're introduced to in this issue; it's dark, gritty, and full of naughty words/situations. Also, the villains can do literally whatever they want without fear of reprisal or being found out because "the Fraternity" clears it all up. And it only gets more interesting from there. I rate it a 9/10 and am very intrigued.

Wanted #2
This is a busy issue. Wesley decides to ditch his desperate life and trains to become a Super Villain. Before long, he is reborn into a merciless killer who does terrible things to anybody he wants, simply because he can. It's a bit sudden, but not done poorly. He makes sure to get revenge on those in his past, too, including killing his best friend of sleeping with his girlfriend. Or blowing away the old guy who always gave Wesley unwanted encouragement when they passed on the street...

Then Wesley gets his father's Super Villain costume (even though villains aren't allowed to wear them other than for ceremonial purposes) and is officially initiated into the Fraternity, at which time we meet the head of one of the other five families that make of the Super Villain team ups to end all team ups, Mister Rictus. It is quickly made apparent that Rictus will be the main antagonist (in a book of antagonists), and is prime suspect number one for having murdered Wesley's pops.

Not long after, we learn from The Professor what happened to the Super Heroes in the world -- they were killed off when all of the villains teamed up against them. The battles were climactic and cataclysmic, but thanks to some reality warping, everything, including the existence of heroes and villains, was erased from everyone's memories. Most of the heroes were killed, while some were broken and changed, having their memories wiped with everyone else. There are direct allusions to Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman, even though they are not explicitly named (being that this is a Top Cow book and not a DC title).

This issue gives us a clearer picture of a world run in secret by super villains who we think are just make believe, the stuff of comic books. But that's just what we were supposed to believe... Issue gets another 9/10, I really enjoy some of the allusions to popular comic book mechanics (reboots, reality altering, multi-verses, real, gritty word vs. cartoonish world of heroes, etc...). Hopefully there's more coming...


Wanted #3
Wesley, as The Killer, is shown to be making great strides in his role as a Super Villain. This issue opens with him, along with several other villains, in the middle of a raid on another universe that is still filled with heroes. Wesley kills many heroes on their way out and they escape with their trophy intact -- a radioactive condom (referencing kryptonite from DC).

Wesley interacts with some of the other villains, especially Doll-Master and Fox (whom he is sleeping with), and eventually accompanies the Professor to the yearly Super Villain meet and great, where all of the greats come out while the heads of the five families meet to discuss the state and fate of the world. We learn there is contention in the council -- Mister Rictus and The Future want to come out from the shadows and wage wanton war on the world, while The Professor, The Emperor, and Adam One want to keep the status quo. The vote goes in favor of staying in the shadows and the meeting disperses.

On the way back home, Wesley is dropped off so The Professor can have some leisure time. Unfortunately, his is killed by a colorful character named Shithead (who is literally made up of the excrement of six-hundred and sixty six of the most evil human beings ever) not long after Wesley is dismissed from his duties as bodyguard.

Shit just got real.

Issue is an 8/10. Still solid, and we learn some of the politics of the villains -- the world is carved up into five areas, with Rictus being bitter that he was only given Australia.

Wanted #4
Here we start off learning a bit about the history of Super Villains (and Fox), we see Wesley go on a killing spree and finally get sick of what he's doing. He knows it's better than how he lived before, but it's not good.

The North American family is slowly taken apart -- Sucker, a villain able to absorb powers for 24 hours, took Fuckwit's amazing strength and helped Rictus' crew kill off the rest. Also, all of the cover ups the Fraternity was doing for the NA Family, especially Wesley, are lifted -- Wesley hears over the television that he's now a wanted man.

Unfortunately for the hit squad Rictus sends, it's not enough to throw him off his game. He kills them all, including the hard to destroy Shithead (with some heavy bleach application!).

It is Wesley and Fox versus Rictus, his Australian Family members, and the police, and the enemies hold all the cards.

9/10, a fast paced and hard-hitting issue.


Wanted #5
While everyone is expecting them to flee, Wesley and Fox (well, mostly Wesley) start hunting. Rictus is busy gloating to the other Family leaders, via killing off the heroes left to live (even if they didn't remember they were heroes).

Then Wesley goes ape shit and uses his abilities to slaughter wave after wave of villains, eventually coming face to face with Rictus in his new hideout. Wesley almost chokes... Then murders absolutely everyone, including Rictus. Even when his head isn't in it, his skills kick into action, and his power, which is, simply, to kill people, keeps on going.

Then, revealed from the shadows, Wesley's father appears.

9/10, another strong issue where separate characters are given desires, set plans into actions, and in the end get obliterated by our hero. Er... villain. Oh, whatever.


Wanted #6
This issue is relatively boring, compared to the last few issues.

Wesley is told that his father's murder was staged and the only one in on it was Fox. The whole reason for this grand scheme was to... teach Wesley how to be a man (in his father's eyes). It's kind of touching, in a creepy, mass-murdering villain kind of way.

And the (old) Killer wants the (new) Killer to shoot him in the head. He's too old, but didn't want to be taken out by a weakling, a nobody, just because he was getting old.

After some debate, Wesley officially claims his birthright, and leaves with Fox to become a new head of one of the Families.

The actual end comes with Wesley talking to the reader, explaining that he (and the other villains) have fooled us into thinking whatever they want, not remembering that heroes and villains are real. It becomes a tirade against the current state of the world and our meaningless, poorly spent lives.

7/10. It was certainly interesting, and I accept it as an end issue, but I really didn't care for the ending rhetoric or the very mellow denouement.
Wanted Dossier
The Dossier (best if read anytime after issue #3), contains an interesting opening from Mark Millar and then information on the following characters/groups in Wanted:
The Killer, Fox, Professor Solomon Seltzer, Original Killer, The Council of Five, The Heroes, Doll-Master, Imp, Nightshade, Shit-Head, Fuckwit, Sucker, and Mister Rictus.

That's really all there is to it, though it does make interesting reading and has some information that isn't found in the main six issues.




Overall, a very interesting series. I kind of wish there was a sequel. Also, I wish the movie had been, if not better, then at least somewhat related to the comics. I'll have to catch up on some of Millar's other praised works, I've not really read much from him. I appreciate the alternative take on comic characters, the dark, gritty stories, and the excessive use of vulgarity (it's a big shift from reading Spider-Man).

The setting and premise of the story, a world where the super heroes lost, appeals to me. I've written a bit about Old Man Logan, Age of Apocalypse, etc..., and they all take a similar vibe, but no one is as blunt, dark, or twisted as Mark Millar's vision drawn out in Wanted.

That's all for now, I'll be back tomorrow, along with this week's Hunting Game(s)!

Monday, May 14, 2012

Should Probably Follow Up... (Mostly about Spidey Costumes)

I mentioned some things I'd be working on in my last post, and figure it's a good time to make good on (some of) them!

The list:

New design for the blog (It's hideous!)-- ... Well, starting on a low point, I won't be doing this right now!

Marvel AR App Post -- Less of a full posts, more of a comment:
I'm about halfway through Avengers vs X-Men and decided to check out the Augmented Reality app it mentions. On every page/panel with the "AR" symbol, there is something extra that can be unlocked using the AR app and your phone's camera.

Sometimes it's just sketches of the panel -- this doesn't interest me in the slightest. Some of the more interesting ones, however, involve writer/artist commentary and character profiles. I would LOVE to see more character profiles given in AR form -- it is an interesting way to get character info across, especially if they aren't well known. This would also be an interesting way to get new readers familiar with older characters. I think an entire AR assisted book detailed certain groups would be an interesting way to go with this.

It's a gimmick, sure. The little red "AR" log is annoying, absolutely. But it has piqued my interest and I hope to see it more -- Augmented Reality has been getting more interesting with ever iteration. My Playstation Vita and Nintendo 3DS both have some really interesting AR capabilities that I would love to see brought over to another medium I enjoy.


Spider-Man Costume (among other things) Post -- Yeah, another comment vs full blown post.
If you are reading this blog continuosly, I will try to mention when I say something that could be a spoiler to new readers. I don't gaurantee that this will always happen, and I won't try to hide them beyond mentioning that a spoiler is upcoming.

Like now. A potential spoiler for Ultimate Spider-Man is coming, skip between the lines if you're concerned!
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(Utlimate) Peter Parker is dead. Yup, they killed him. I don't approve of this decision, but Marvel has always had a hell of a time trying to bring in new blood into a Spider-Man series. Remember the Clone Saga? That was an attempt to let (616) Spidey hang up the webs and start a family, all the while introducing Ben Reilly (his clone) as the new, single, blonde Spidey! If you don't know how that ended, well... let's just say Peter is still Spidey and probably always will be.
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Ok, spoilers over, sort of. If you don't know that there is a new (Ultimate) Spider-Man running around, that's on you. His name is Miles Morales and he brings a little ethnic flavor to our normally pasty-pale caucasion Spidey. I don't hate the change, I just wish they'd gone about the transition differently. That being said, my biggest gripe was the new costume design. I didn't enjoy the black and read and though it was far too bland. I'm more of a (Ben Reilly) Scarlet Spider/New Spider-Man costume kinda guy -- new twists but easily recognizable.

I'm about 9 issues in and have to admit, however, that the new look has grown on me. Different artists are able to give the limited red on black a little more variation, a little more life, and I'm liking it. It's still no (Ben Reilly) Scarlet Spider, but it will suffice for now.

To continue the Spidey Costume trend, I HATE the New Scarlet Spider's costume. First, it's another red and black variant! Cut it out! Second, it reminds me too much of Flipside (a Spider-Man 2099 villain)!

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Now, I like me some Spidey 2099 as much as (and probably more than) the next guy, but I'd like 2099 stuff to stay where it belongs. And this isn't tarnishing the name of my favorite Spider, Scarlet Spider! And I won't begin to mention how bitter I already am at KAINE being the new Scarlet... that's just too much to bear. I'll accept Red and Black for Miles, but not for Kaine. Here's hoping he gets a new costume together pronto (I'm pretty sure he even took one from Peter at the end of Spider-Island that would have been acceptable).

Last on the costume issue, which turned out to be more of a post than I expected, is everyone's favorite (616) Peter Parker! The new writing has Peter's brains being applied to his Super Hero antics in the form of new equipment, especially new costumes. This is a great way to bring back the intellectual Peter to the athletic Spidey. I wasn't terribly pleased when Spidey donned Iron Man's variant, but I much more approve of all of Spidey's new stuff. Sure, some of it looks dumb, but at least there's no attempt to permanatly change the character, he just now has an armory appropriate for every cause. The Ends of the Earth run going on now (I don't think it ended, though maybe I'm behind again) has an Anti-Sinister Six armor that looks kinda silly, but I love that Spidey is preparing for the evnetual show downs he nows he'll have.

That's all on costumes! We've got the (now) good, the (very) bad, and the (sometimes, yet still acceptable) ugly.


Star Wars: The Old Republic Post -- You guessed it, I'm going to get to this bad larry another time!

And more! -- Eclectic posts will follow!